Meanwhile, in Mayor Nutter’s thoughts…
“Oh Jay-Z. You are so powerful holding that microphone. You are everything I’d want to be if I didn’t have to be Philadelphia’s mayor. Please look at me just once. I would melt like a popsicle on a hot steamy day. It would really butter my bread if you sang “Rapper’s Delight.” That’s my jam, and I promised Philly I wouldn’t sing it anymore. I got 99 problems, but you aren’t one Jay. Oh heavens, I feel a swoon coming on!”





